Sacrificial Cow Candles
£3.00
Adorably doomed and unapologetically fluffy, this Highland cow candle is living proof that all cute things must eventually come to a warm, liquified end. Crafted in stark, pristine wax down to its signature shaggy fringe and tiny horns, it looks far too innocent for what you’re about to do to it.
Light the wick directly atop its head and watch as its meticulously detailed bangs slowly give way to a pool of molten existential dread. Perfect for setting a cozy mood, reminding yourself of the fleeting nature of existence, or simply watching a tiny, precious farm animal disintegrate into a puddle for your personal amusement.
Available in a range of scents and unscented!
Colours may vary**